Filed under: Uncategorized
This is a small list of phrases that have recently come out of my mouth. Seriously, I really had to relay these messages:
1) Who peed all over the shower curtain? No, it wasn’t me…that would be impossible.
2) Watch out for that hot dog in the middle of the sidewalk!
3) Put your brother’s underwear down and eat your lunch.
4) If you want to play with your backhoe in the backyard you need to at least put on some underwear.
5) I’m your mother and you don’t have to like me.
6) That was a seven dollar corndog, you better eat that whole thing.
7) There are no monsters in the toilet. Monsters don’t eat poop.
Those are the cutest butt cheeks I have ever seen…I want to dip them in honey and munch on them.
9) No, you will not call the baby stupid when we come home from the hospital.
10) You will make an excellent American Gladiator and I can’t wait to watch you at Gladiator Arena.
11) Of course I love daddy! Well, that’s just because daddy does things that mommy doesn’t understand. I still love him though, don’t worry.
12) Ooohh, just three more days until garbage day! How exciting!
13) If you would just please put on your shoes, I promise you I will buy you a milkshake from McDonald’s.
**Note to reader: I have no idea why that little smiley face is there, but I don’t know how to get rid of it. Just disregard it, please.**
Create a free edublog to get your own comment avatar (and more!)
1 Comment so far
Leave a comment
Leave a comment
Line and paragraph breaks automatic, e-mail address never displayed, HTML allowed:
<a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>
Excellent list. I’m a big fan of #4, though #1 does lead to some interesting follow up questions.
As for #8, your blog has emoticons enabled, and “8″ followed by “)” equals a smiley face with sunglasses. You can disable such nonsense on the Settings->Writing tab.